"Call it coincidence, call it
fate. This is the place you come. There's nowhere else.
There's no one else. This is the entire world."
These words welcome Martin Maple to the village of
Xibalba. Like the other children who've journeyed there,
he faces an awful truth.
He was forgotten.
When families and friends all disappeared one
afternoon, these were the only ones left
behind. There's Darla, who drives a monster truck,
Felix, who uses string and wood to rebuild the Internet,
Lane, who crafts elaborate contraptions, and nearly
forty others, each equally brilliant and peculiar.
Inspired by the prophesies of a mysterious boy who
talks to animals, Martin believes he can reunite them
with their loved ones. But believing and knowing are two
different things, as he soon discovers with the push of
a button, flip of a switch, turn of a dial...
"One of the most unique, captivating books
I've ever read. I was completely pulled into its pages
and they never let me go." - James Dashner,
bestselling author of The
Maze Runner
"Both literary and engaging, this is the kind
of book readers will want to return to for new
discoveries." - Kirkus Reviews
"Starmer’s science-fiction fable ultimately
becomes gripping and haunting as the characters
explore matters of faith, leadership, and
responsibility, culminating in a reflective,
bittersweet conclusion worthy of Neil Gaiman."
- School Library
Journal
"Starmer weaves an enchanting tale full of mystery and magic. The novel includes moments of gentle humor that contrast with despair and sadness, creating a perfect balance." - VOYA Magazine
A Junior Library Guild
Fall 2011 selection.
The Only Ones
is published by Delacorte Press, a division of Random
House. It is represented by Elisabeth Weed at Weed
Literary.
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September 13, 2011
Imagine you're 10. If you are
actually 10, then imagine you're you. What would you
like to read about?
Monkeys? Sure. Wizards? Makes sense. Ponies? I guess
that's possible, but I wouldn't go telling people that.
How about this? Five flawed but loveable loners become
embroiled in a vast conspiracy involving fast food,
standarized testing and growling creatures. Sound like a
yawn? Okay. What if I said an evil vice principal
imprisons those five loners in the basement of their
junior high school and they have to use all their
nerdish skills to break out?
Still not doing it for you? Well it did it for School Library Journal.
They proclaimed that "this
fun romp is a break from the often-heavy realistic
fiction that is omnipresent in today's literature."
Got it? It's fun. A romp, for crying out loud! An enemy
of omnipresence.
Cynics are still shaking their heads. "School Library
Journal?" they're saying. "That old rag." To them, I wag
a finger, then point it to the unimpeachable The Bulletin of the Center
for Children's Books. This is what they said. "The themes will all
resonate; from the anxiety over high-stakes testing to
the unfairness of detention-loving vice principals to
the hotness of school nurses, this whacks all of the
eighth-grade nerd-boy moles...Give this to nerds and
non-nerds who are just beginning to be a little bit
cynical about their schooling experience." The
BCCB suffers no fools. When they say something is for
cynics, it's not advice. It's an order. Buy it. Give it.
Buy it again.
DWEEB is
published by Delacorte Press, a division of Random
House. It is represented by Elisabeth Weed at Weed
Literary.
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October 13, 2009
There are literally hundreds of
good reasons to read this book from the incorrigible
scamps at McSweeney's. There are two great ones.
Buried in the unicorn humor and hipster posturing are
my lists about Ted Nugent and Jan Michael Vincent. They will
forever change the way you look at muskrats and
pyramids.
Give those McSweeney's folks some credit. They find and
foster young, idiosyncratic talent, and while you may
not recognize most of the names in this slight and
slightly silly book, I guarantee that more than a couple
will become future literary luminaries. And, as an added
bonus, I present you with something not featured in the
book, my list about Beetle Bailey. It's best read with
a cup of postum and an imagination.
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September 12, 2006
If you've always had a roof
above you, if you've always paid the rent. If you've
never even set foot inside a tent...
If you can't build a fire to save your life. If you've
lied about being the outdoor type. Then you probably
shouldn't get this book. Otherwise, grab yourself a
copy, stuff it in your backpack and head over to the
Empire State. My wife Cate, my brother Tim, and yours
truly will be your guides to the finest places to pitch
a tent. Because one thing's for sure. You're not
crashing on our couches.
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April 1, 2007





